228. When you stick them with the pointy end.
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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HIddle fans, Just click play.
Just.
click. it.
CLICK IT.
#dead
…… #feels
YES. I WILL.
OMFG YOU GUYS
holY FUCK
Hiddleston you sit like a hoor! …Not that I’m complaining.
Comic possibly by ORANGESNAPDRAGON
He doesn’t actually sit like tha-
Oh.
I don’t
understand
what you
mean?
How God made Tom Hiddleston
God: Let's give the fangirls out there something to ruin their lives
God: ooooh he has to be British
God: and talented...
God: and so handsome they look at the screen and sob
God: wow, he is perfect.
God: too perfect...
God: OH ME. WHAT HAVE I CREATED?
Girls: *talking about Jack and Rose.*
Me: Oh hey, I like them too.
Girl 1: They are such a perfect couple.
Girl 2: They were meant for each other.
Me: But Jack is gay...
Girl 1: No he's not. He likes Rose.
Me: But...they aren't canon. I mean you can ship them but-oh..oh! You guys are talking about the Titanic. I thought you guys were talking about Doctor Who....
Girl 2: What is Doctor Who?
Me: You didn't see anything.
